And God Created Pugs!
On the first day God created the Pug.
On the second day God created man to serve the Pug.
On the third day God created all the animals that could potentially be food for the Pug.
On the fourth day God created work so that man could labor in order to care for the Pug.
On the fifth day God created the ball so that the Pug might or might not retrieve it.
On the sixth day God created the veterinarian so that the Pug would be healthy and his human would be broke.
On the seventh day God was going to rest, but he had to walk the Pug.